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"how are you?"


"did you get a good grade?"


"how’s your romantic life?"


how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?







Handy criminal lawyer business card: Remember to “Object loudly so bystanders can hear”.

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Black People this is important. Signal Boost this. Could save a life.

It is important to remember that the police can lie about the evidence against you. They are allowed to say they have something on you even if they don’t. The assumption is that an innocent person will know it’s a lie and not admit to it.
Once they have your statement, they will use it against you. The police aren’t on your side. They have assumed you are guilty and are investigating accordingly.
In the US we have the right to remain silent. Always exercise it.

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Winona Ryder in high school
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”


Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.